I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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