So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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