You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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