Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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