she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You took a bar mat shot.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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