Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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