Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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