i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Randomize
