If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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