pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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