everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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