Why are handjobs necessary in class?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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