Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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