i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Boobs speak an international language.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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