we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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