What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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