So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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