it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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