Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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