so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
