Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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