David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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