Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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