My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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