Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My hand turned me down
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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