It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
