One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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