So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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