Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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