you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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