What a fucking waste of an outfit
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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