is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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