he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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