But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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