Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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