Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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