Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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