Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Drake has all the answers
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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