I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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