On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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