Where are you?
In a non slutty way
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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