...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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