Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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