idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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