I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I just want nice things and good sex
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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