ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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