He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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