Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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