i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Actions speak louder than pants.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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