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I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed

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(971): View more from Oregon

you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?

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(571): View more from Virginia

I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.

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(520): View more from Arizona

We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.

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(519): View more from Ontario

No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.

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(713): View more from Texas

My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"

(763): View more from Minnesota

and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.

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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am

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(727): View more from Florida

They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos

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