so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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