god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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