: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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