you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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