There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Randomize
